Helloooo Internet. Ready for another installment? I'll take your buzzing hum as a yes.
Chapter 20. I kind of felt ripped off. We left the last chapter with Achilles receiving the new armor, and we all were thinking he would go straight off to kick some Trojan butt. "Butt" he doesn't. More talking. Some apologizing. Then some gift giving.
Now Odysseus wants Achilles to wait until everyman has had a good meal. Not a bad thought. You don't want that distraction on the battlefield. But come on!! Everyone's riled up. USE IT!! Hit them hard. Hit them fast. Trust me. They won't last long with Achilles out there.
I feel like I'm in a restaurant now. And the meal just won't come! I flippin' want to get to dessert! But I can't without having dinner! I'm fairly certain this is exactly how Achilles feels. Especially since desserts are usually cold. Get it? "Revenge is a dish best served cold." Yes, I'll have the Trojan sundae with a sprinkle of chaos and a side of begging and weeping. But I digress.
Here's something funny, weird and cool. Talking horses. YAY! I wonder if this was the inspiration for Mr. Ed. Never actually saw it. But I'm pretty sure that Mr. Ed never talked about how it was some one's fate to die in battle. That I know of. Like I said. I never watched it.
In summation, I liked the horses; but I felt ripped off without Achilles going ape on the Trojans yet. But I have 4 chapters left. Maybe it will happen in one of them. It better. See you tomorrow. Bye.
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